$1 from every Baby POTUS kit goes to the ACLU.

Because civil liberties deserve more whole-loom wool and fewer loopholes.

Kit Includes:

- Pre-stuffed armature (bloated body of a wheezing empire)

- Sickly pink, septic clementine, and dehydrated-piss yellow wool

- (3) stabby needles

- (2) glass eyes

- Felt diaper fabric

- Gold safety pin

- (2) Band-Aids

- Needle + thread for executive diaper duty

- QR code to PDF pattern

What It Doesn’t Include:

Felting pad

Super glue for locking in McDonald's laser eyes

Awl for puncturing soulless sockets

Contains sharp felting needles.

Use with care. Not a toy. Recommended for ages 12+. Adult supervision required for beginners under 18. Keep away from small children & pets.